Mother's Day Candy Card

What Do Women Do All Day
Every minute, to and fro,
That's the manner my hours go;
Bring me this, and take me that,
Feed the canine, take out the cat.
Standing up I devour my toast,
Drink my coffee, thaw the roast.
Empty the garbage, make the bed,
Rush to church, then wash my head.
Sweep the kitchen, wax the floor,
Scrub the woodwork, smooth the doors
Scour the tub, then myself
Vacuum carpets, straighten shelves.
Eat my sandwich on the run...
Now my afternoon's began.

To the 3-hitter I pass,
When will there be time to stitch?
Meet the teacher, stop the fight,
See the dentist, fly the kite.
Help with homework, do the wash,
Iron clothes put on the squash.
Shop for groceries, cash a take a look at,
Fight the crowds, now I'm a wreck;
Dinner time it soon might be,
"What's for dinner?" they ask,
Wait and spot.
Dirty dishes crowd the sink,
Next, there is popcorn, then a drink.
Will they never visit bed?
Will I ever get in advance?
"Bring me water." "Get the mild."
Turn off the TV, lock the motorbike.
"Where's my pillow?" "Hear my prayers."
"Did you lock the door downstairs?"
At remaining in the mattress, my spouse and I,
Too tired to move, too weak to cry.
But ever I doze, I listen him say,
What do girls do all day